Things I Cannot Do With My Pal, Sasquatch

Go bowling,
shop at Foot Locker,
water ski,
use a coupon at Rita’s House of Reflexology,
hail a taxi in NYC,
fly coach,
tap dance,
watch Ryan Seacrest (actually, we could; we just don’t)
use anything from Project Runway’s Lord & Taylor Accessory Wall,
tolerate the flavor of Jack Links,
be gellin’,
get married except in California and Vermont,
hide behind a curtain,
leave fake footprints in the forest.

—Don Whittington

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