pitching brand names for the new gunk

vaseline11

i’m curious about how they arrived at vaseline,
for the white petrolatum oleagine;
did they say
hey
if you line your vase neck with a vaseline slick
it’s easier to slide on the end of your prick-
ly stemmed flower—
the question of the hour

—Don Whittington

vase

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