here is the thing about all the cameras

Micro Drones 2

here is the thing about all the cameras
about all that cctv business
they say that now, right now
today in this USA we keep bragging about
that no matter where you are
if you are away from home
chances are you are on camera

that’s one

here is the thing about all them drones
goverment is in love with the damned drones
love them sneaky, killing little bees
now they have microdrones
like matchbox versions to follow you around
and signal the big bangaroo drone
if you are up to too much

that’s two

here’s the thing about guys
about a guy like you on camera
sooner or later you are going to get angry
and show it your dick
guys love to show their dicks to cameras
ask Brett Favre
it’s what we do
soon, with all these cameras and drones
guys will be showing their dicks everywhere, all the time
there will be chaos in the streets

that’s three

now when the drones come
to clean up the trouble
they are only going to ace the guys
whose tallywhackers are big enough
for the drone sensors to register
from altitude
meaning only guys with big johnsons
will get the business
the guys with the tiny peckers
will have the darwinian advantage

that’s four

and four, my friend,
is a magic number
finally, i’ll be ready to make my move

—Don Whittington

"...about like this. If it sticks out no farther than the bill of your cap, you should be all right," explained a man of legendarily Lilliputian gifts.

“…about like this. If it sticks out no farther than the bill of your cap, you should be all right,” explained a man of legendarily Lilliputian gifts.

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